name of the band:

Executive Legs


Gwen, Katie, Martha, Johnny, Mary


Old enough to put you over our knee.

band started:


where are you from:

Leeds, UK

instruments you use:

Drums, bass, keyboard, stylophone, occasional guitar, whistle

style of music:

Like a prisoner riot in Cell Block H with only Casio keyboards for weapons.

band history:

Other members met when they were shrunk and intravenously injected into Martha's flank.

what’s your message?

Stay in school.

do you play shows and how do they look like?

We play shows in small darkened rooms where audience members desparately try to avoid making eye contact with Gwen.

what was the craziest show you’ve ever played ?

At an anarchist club in Bradford where Gwen rode punks around like ponies, it was well fun!

what was the worst and why?

Any when the keyboards are at soothingly quiet levels. You can never have enough keyboards!

what are your future plans?

Johnny "To earn enough money to be able to pay Bill Gates to piss in his wife's hair". Other members disassociate themselves from this comment and propose the alternative manifesto "Party hard!"

are you going for the big deal or are you more the d.i.y. type?


your 3 favorite bands:

Gwen: The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Mummies, Etai Keshiki
Martha: Queen, Andrew W.K, Sparks
Johnny: Low, Pavement, Bilge Pump
Katie: Blondie, Pulp, The Rocky Horror soundtrack
Mary: The Fall, Devo, Michael Jackson

your 3 favorite colors:

Gwen: Turquoise, Magenta and Cyan.

your 3 favorite dishes:

Gwen: Macaroni cheese
Mary: All food
Johnny: Pizza
Martha: Marmite on toast
Katie: Carbonara

your 3 favorite movies:

Gwen: The Holy Mountain
Martha: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Katie: Reanimator
Johnny: The Goonies
Mary: Brazil

your 3 favorite books:

Gwen: The Invisibles by Grant Morrison. Best comic ever written!
Katie: To Kill a Mockingbird
Martha: Middlesex - Jeffrey Eugenides
Johnny: Very Hungry Caterpillar - Eric Carle
Mary: Player Piano - Kurt Vonnegurt

your 3 favorite records:


your 3 favorite venues:

Wharf Chambers, The Brudenell Social Club

your 3 favorite hobbies:

Johnny: Cats
Martha: Hula Hooping
Katie: Roller Derby
Mary: Telly

your favorite joke:

Martha: What kind of bees make milk? Boobees!

your 3 favorite animals:

inosaurs, cats, weasels.

3 things you totally need on stage:

Electricity, audience and long mic lead.
Johnny: Alpro

3 wishes:

We just want a pony.

what do you fight?

Gwen: Negative arseholes.
Martha: For the right to party
Johnny: Insomnia

what’s your best song eva and why?:

People seem to like Comics.


Executive Legs-Muds on megapeng

Remember MUDs? Multi User Dungeons. They were excellent because you could like, fight dragons and shit using only text and your imagination to remember where you were going on the map. Games just aren't the same after this, using a mouse totally sucks! We demand keyboards.

final words, wishes:

Fucking booyah!!



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