Like a prisoner riot in Cell Block H with only Casio keyboards for weapons.
Other members met when they were shrunk and intravenously injected into Martha's flank.
what’s your message?
Stay in school.
do you play shows and how do they look like?
We play shows in small darkened rooms where audience members desparately try to avoid making eye contact with Gwen.
what was the craziest show you’ve ever played ?
At an anarchist club in Bradford where Gwen rode punks around like ponies, it was well fun!
what was the worst and why?
Any when the keyboards are at soothingly quiet levels. You can never have enough keyboards!
what are your future plans?
Johnny "To earn enough money to be able to pay Bill Gates to piss in his wife's hair". Other members disassociate themselves from this comment and propose the alternative manifesto "Party hard!"
are you going for the big deal or are you more the d.i.y. type?
your 3 favorite bands:
Gwen: The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Mummies, Etai Keshiki
Martha: Queen, Andrew W.K, Sparks
Johnny: Low, Pavement, Bilge Pump
Katie: Blondie, Pulp, The Rocky Horror soundtrack
Mary: The Fall, Devo, Michael Jackson
your 3 favorite colors:
Gwen: Turquoise, Magentaand Cyan.
your 3 favorite dishes:
Gwen: Macaroni cheese
Mary: All food
Martha: Marmite on toast
your 3 favorite movies:
Gwen: The Holy Mountain
Martha: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Johnny: The Goonies
your 3 favorite books:
Gwen: The Invisibles by Grant Morrison. Best comic ever written!
Katie: To Kill a Mockingbird
Martha: Middlesex - Jeffrey Eugenides
Johnny: Very Hungry Caterpillar - Eric Carle
Mary: Player Piano - Kurt Vonnegurt
Remember MUDs? Multi User Dungeons. They were excellent because you could like, fight dragons and shit using only text and your imagination to remember where you were going on the map. Games just aren't the same after this, using a mouse totally sucks! We demand keyboards.